The whole of my happiness…
When purchasing books:
OH MY GOD!!! I’m going to love you forever. Come home with me so I can feel your pages. You and me, we’re gonna have such a good time. I’m gonna rub my cheek against you and sniff your ink and, hey, your binding is gorgeous. I have a spot on my shelves just for you. Nobody else in the entire world is gonna love you like I will, like I already do. Come, Sweet, let us be lovers.
F*ck you, books.
I’m seizing every opportunity to be happy, whatever form that opportunity may take.