I’m seizing every opportunity to be happy, whatever form that opportunity may take.
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
OH THAT WAS GOLD
If you know what I mean, then you know what I mean.
Art is sexy.
Cereal Killer, engraved on a vintage silverplated spoon. Hand stamped silverware by Milk & Honey.
A lot of the products I love are food related
Where’s Tammy Wynette when you need her? - Kellie Pickler
It’s all there for you to see, if you care to look.