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I'm better on paper

If you know me you know it's true.

From Here On Out

I’m seizing every opportunity to be happy, whatever form that opportunity may take.

(Source: moth-stories)

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

(Source: fyeahhousewifeswag, via whatdoyouexpectfromme)

Refresh.
If you know what I mean, then you know what I mean.

Refresh.

If you know what I mean, then you know what I mean.

Observation 2

Art is sexy.

Engraved Cereal Killer spoon.

1 week ago

Observation

A lot of the products I love are food related

I’m gonna search that midnight radio ‘Til I find something that hurts

Where’s Tammy Wynette when you need her? - Kellie Pickler

Matter of Fact the 2nd

It’s all there for you to see, if you care to look.