When purchasing books:
OH MY GOD!!! I’m going to love you forever. Come home with me so I can feel your pages. You and me, we’re gonna have such a good time. I’m gonna rub my cheek against you and sniff your ink and, hey, your binding is gorgeous. I have a spot on my shelves just for you. Nobody else in the entire world is gonna love you like I will, like I already do. Come, Sweet, let us be lovers.
F*ck you, books.
I’m seizing every opportunity to be happy, whatever form that opportunity may take.
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
OH THAT WAS GOLD
If you know what I mean, then you know what I mean.
Art is sexy.